False Nudity Advisories;
A less honest man could protest against these false alarms on the grounds that they needlessly discourage minors from watching what is in fact harmless or maybe even culturally enriching programming.
I protest on the grounds that if I'm told there are going to be breasts, I want to see breasts.
I sat through 2 hours of Lethal Weapon telling myself there was no way that "The following program contains scenes of nudity" could refer to a one-second shot of Mel Gibson's ass. Revolting!
Two hours of my life I'll never get back and at least two body-waxing questions I'll never get answered.
The Big Bad Bastard.