Thursday 12th December 2013:

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False Nudity Advisories;

A less honest man could protest against these false alarms on the grounds that they needlessly discourage minors from watching what is in fact harmless or maybe even culturally enriching programming.

I protest on the grounds that if I'm told there are going to be breasts, I want to see breasts.

I sat through 2 hours of Lethal Weapon telling myself there was no way that "The following program contains scenes of nudity" could refer to a one-second shot of Mel Gibson's ass. Revolting!

Two hours of my life I'll never get back and at least two body-waxing questions I'll never get answered.

Yours sincerely,

The Big Bad Bastard.

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