Number #29 TLC - The Learning Channel;
When I say learning, you say… that’s right, decorating and human oddities. No matter what you’re trying to learn, you would be hard pressed to put together a worse curriculum than the schedule from The Learning Channel (TLC).
Here are some of the academically educating programmes;
•Here comes honey boo boo,
•A Makeover Story,
•While You Were Out,
•The Story of Feral Children...
Why not put the Dukes of Hazzard on there so I can learn how to make moonshine and slide across the hood of a car?
Other recent educational fare includes; The Half Ton Man, What Not to Wear and a show about a bunch of dudes who run a tattoo parlour.
For the first time, for all of you to read, I am going to say something nice...
At least they have Golden Girls.
But let's be fucking serious...TLC? How about WTF or GTFO?
The Big Bad Bastard.