65 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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Ok so a friend told me a way to get kicked out of walmart, and I thought it was Hilarious. So i decided to do this, lol. tell me what you think!  I found these on google btw                                                                                              --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------     1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3

in Warehouses,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of

something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing

that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale,

All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least

two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme

from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out

10. Set up a tent in the camping department

11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick

your nose.

12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.

13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why

can't you people just leave me alone?

14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK


17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different


18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.

19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field

20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.

21. Try to get people to race you across the store.

22. Sit on the floor and watch T. V. in the electronics department.

23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks

you get

24. Super glue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to

pick them up

25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican

rap and turn the volume all the way up.

26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.

27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly,