The day my dad walked in on me having sex with a vampire

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The day my dad walked in on me having sex

CHAPTER 1.

ONE DAY, I DECIDED TO CHECK HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD READ A STORY WITH THE WORD SEX IN IT! AND GUESS WHAT, A LOTTTT!!!!

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YOU HORNY CHILDREN!

IS SEX ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!? HUH??!

I'M SURE YOU'RE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD!

I MEAN, I KNEW THIS STORY WOULD ATTRACT YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I SWEAR YOU'RE SO FREAKIN SAD IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME LAUGH, A LOT! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LOOOOOSERRRRSSSSSSS!!

LOVE YOU BIATCHESS!

Tell me if I should continue my story, I know it's amazing!

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