Funny Weird Things To Text People

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...

"News today: A mother and son were killed by a lightning strike, now The Polices are trying to catch the lightning."

I lay in my room, I stare at the stars that shine brightly, I feel the moonlight shining on me, then I think for a moment .... Where is my roof?

If some guy starts texting you but they pretend have the wrong number just reply back with : you have wrong number like lol cat haz cheeseburger.


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