*Note: Click the Youtube link above to listen to the Audiobook Version of this chapter voiced by kaelking12 (Kristen) featuring music by Tegan and Sara.
Firstly, lastly, and further more I am not drunk.
As witness as my God.
I am sober fifty one hundred percent.
I would video a record right now for proof extra, but Indigo thinks cameras bring bad juju to our living space room colony.
And I don't know exactly what juju is but Indigo Queen of The Purple says that when it's bad, it like can cause the apocalypse.
But she's wrong.
'Cause I know really who causes the 'pocalypse...
King Elias King Alexander the Great.
He's the King of the bad jujubees ladies and gentlemens!
I already have enough bad jujube juice from him to me last a lifetime so, I'm not gonna make a video camera recording.
An entral journey will do for now.
Anyway, if Elias that guy tries to otherwise say that I am drunk sometime tonight you'll already how wrong he...
This entry journal is my evidence like on CSI.
...It's almost seven, and I have no party clothes, so I need to go change into a butterfly.
Right now I look caterpillar like.
And...bet you've never talked to a caterpillar before huh?
I gotta go metamorphosize myself!
So this writing correspondence letter message can't be extra very long.
But I wanted to make sure that you at least know the truth.
Because E-LIE-US will about lie it later.
Just see and wait!
He'll say something like I can't handle the moonshimmer but believe me you, I'm handling it just fine.
Like a champignon.
Besides if I was drunk would I shdhjskahs d hedgehog?
Am I right?
Or am I right?!
Trust me, Nobody.
A drunk person could write not this well ;).
Catch you on the flapjack!
(Thank you for reading guys! I know this is a short one but I have a huge update for you starting on Tuesday so I'm excited to share that! Thank you all for the awesome birthday wishes :). I had a great time last weekend!)
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