[hey]
[01:13 You text me!]
[great observation sherlock]
[01:19 This is great! I even missed your sarcasm :D]
[i only text you to tell you not to do it]
[01:20 ???]
[01:20 Not to do what?]
[buy a turtle]
[01:22 WHAT?!?! BUT TURTLES ARE AWESOME!]
[*cough*hipster*cough*]
[01:25 -_-]
[holy shit you actually are!]
[01:26 No]
[wow do you have the hipster glasses and everything?]
[01:29 It's called fashion]
[wow]
[01:31 You're just jealous ;) ]
[please dont ever send me winky faces]
[01:34 Why not? ;) ]
[stop]
[01:37 Is this better? (; ]
[no.]
[01:40
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[that is genuinely one of the worst things i have ever seen]
[01:42 What's wrong with it?]
[first of all: its clippy]
[second: it's winking at me]
[third: its CLIPPY!]
[01:47 Don't be a hater, what's wrong with Clippy?]
[clippy is a fucking know-it-all prick]
[01:50 He's not so bad, he just had a lot of knowledge he wanted to share]
[he can shove that knowledge up his own]
[01:54
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[no]
[01:56 What he's not winking anymore!]
[02:01 Still there?]
[no]
[02:04 That just hurts my feelings. Not cool man. Not cool.]
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Jake almost choked on his own tongue, as he sputtered out a surprised laugh.
[fucking hell]
[whoever introduced you to gifs deserves to be shot]
[i cant stop looking at it]
[02:09
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[you are so damaged]
[02:12 ;) ]
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Jake realised over an hour later he was still smiling.
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Scattered Pieces
Romance@bubble12 Jake Parker keeps getting messages from unknown numbers, and if there's one that he keeps responding to that's his own goddamn business. ** [11:07 Are you still there?] [no] [11:07 Rude] [why are you even still textin...
