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a lady walks into a lexus dealership. she browses around then spots the perfect car and walkes over to inspect it. as she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery a loud fart escapes her. very embarrassed she looks around nervesly to see if any one has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales man doesnt pop up right now.

as she turns back there standing next to her is a sales man.  "good day madame how may we help you today" very uncomfortably she asks "sir what is the price of this loverly vehcile? " he answers " madame if you farted just touching it you are going to shit when you hear the price."

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