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PROLOGUE
“Hi Kars!”
“Kars baby, pa-kiss!”
“Hi sweety horny!”
“Oh Kars, you hit the spot!”
I mentally laughed. Mga lalake talaga puro kalibogan lang ang alam sa buhay. Nasa arcade ako ng school at kaka-enroll ko lang for the second semester. I was really enjoying my food when an alien penetrates.
“Kars!” I glared at my stupid, idiotic best friend.
“What the hell is your problem? Alam mo bang gutom na gutom na ako tapos bigla-bigla ka nalang nagsisi-sigaw?!” I blurted out hysterically but she just ignored me. Bwesit talaga.
“Turn right. 90 degrees, 10 o’clock!” I raised my thick, beautiful eyebrows as I made my way to the prospect.
“Minsan talaga ang sama ni love. Ang panget ng girl diba? Tapos ang yummy nung guy!” Nakapanlumbabang sabi ni Mica, my best friend. I ignored her. The girl is ugly, alright pero yung guy? I can’t tell. Nakatalikod kasi ito.
“At paano mo naman nasabing gwapo ang lalakeng yan e nakatalikod naman? Ano yan? Barya? Two-faced?” Inirapan lang niya ako.
“Dahil sa tindig niya! I can literally smell if a guy is hot or not. Trust me Kars, gwapo yan.” We were arguing the whole time because of that stupid guy na “gwapo” daw. Eh paano nga ako mag-a’agree if I can’t even see that guy’s face?
I gazed at their place and everything went slow as soon as that guy turns his way to us. Ay putek! Gwapo nga! Alam mo bang natu-turn on ako kapag nakakakita ako ng lalaking magulo ang buhok? I looked at my best friend and she raised her two eyebrows.
“Fine. What’s my consequence?” I asked. She just giggled kaya alam ko nang hindi maganda ang naiisip niya. We made an agreement kasi noon na if we do a bet or we argue on something, we never let it go till we realize who’s the winner. Pathetic right? Well, wala kang pakialam.
“Kiss him.” My jaw dropped. Not because I don’t like it but it’s because it’s not a punishment! It’s a fvcking opportunity!
Tumayo agad ako at pinuntahan ang gwapong lalaki sa kabilang table. I grabbed his polo shirt, enough for him to stand. Sht. He’s way taller at ang bango niya!
“Hey! What are you doing?!” Galit na sambit nung babaeng kasama niya na hugis mangga ang mukha. I ignored her and as if on cue, I kissed the guy harshly, stroking my tongue all the way inside of his mouth. Damn! How can he be so-damn-good? I tightly held his nape and I can really tell that he’s still on shock. Kung hindi lang ako nadistract sa mga sigaw ng mga schoolmates ko, hindi na ako titigil. Those lips were so damn good! A smile curled on my lips as I saw his face turned red.
“Oh God! Did she just kiss the SSG President?”
“What the hell Nate! Ang swerte mo!”
“May relasyon ba sila ng president?!”
I was taken aback when I heard those voices. I glared at my best friend at halatang nagulat rin siya. What the hell?! Did I just attack the president?!
I smiled at the guy innocently and he just glared at me.
Patay.
Shall I begin to bribe the president now?
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Holla! Hey Sissy Yui, better bribe him now! ------------->
Bellalona 2013 © Bribing Mr. President
