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Hagrid: Okay, you can buy anything you need here. Also I got you an owl.

Harry: Where did you get that?

Hagrid: Um, it doesn't matter. Don't worry if it starts foaming from the mouth, but if it bites you, go to the doctor immediately.

Harry: Hagrid, is that man selling weed?

Hagrid: Um, of course not.... *Inches off towards said pot dealer*

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