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    "This is simply delicious Kevin, thank you for applying the time to make such a delicacy..." Edd moaned as he took a bite of... Scrambled French toast waffles? I don't know... But whatever it was, it was GOOD.

"Aw, shucks, I try..." Edd rolled his eyes, smiling as Kevin continued; "So, what's the plan for today?"

"School, homework, relaxing..." He paused, cautiously saying the next line; "making out... With you...?"

"Those last two sound pretty good... But the first ones I think we can skip..."

Edd nearly choked on his scrambled French waffle bagel; "Excuse me?!"

"Y'know... Skip schoo-" Kevin was interrupted; "that's a horrific idea! I will not take place in such activities! I will have sex with you, watch inappropriate movies with you, and even do your homework! But I shall not skip school!" Edd crosses his arms, an angry humph coming from him.

"Aw come on babe, you owe me!"

"Why, whatever do you mean Mr. Barr?"

"I gave you my sex, a... Honorable gift most people would bend over backwards for, and I just gave it to you like candy!"

"Your getting a little ahead of yourself kevin."

Kevin squinted his eyes, folding his arms over his chest; "Still..."

"Okay, fine... I guess it can't hurt to skip... One day..." His voice cracked on the last word; "I mean, I've had perfect attendance for... Five years... And counting... The only time I took off was... When I was sick! I have... Multiple trophies, my shelf doesn't have room for... Another..." Edd gulped.

"Um... Okay...?" Kevin was confused by the whispering ramble.

"What would we do...?" Double D still wasn't completely convinced.

"Um... Go to a movie... Have lunch... Stuff...?" Kevin shrugged.

Edd raised a questionable eyebrow.

"Make out...?" Kevin added nervously.

"I'm sold..." Edd admitted, sneaking a kiss before picking up his plate and washing it in the sink, setting it on a clean towel to dry.

"Great!" Kevin gleamed.


A/N that doesn't sound like the Double D I know... Hmm... Anyway, IGB don't forget to comment and vote!

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