Episode 3: Bowl-O-Drama

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Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Reloaded; teams coupled up to compete in a lovable challenge. Gwen and Heather had a lead until Tyler and Lindsay caught up. In the end, lovable Zoey and Mike went home after being not so lovable. What will happen next on Total Drama Reloaded?

Collin: Lindsay, wait up!

The contestants are headed to lunch.

Lindsay: Oh, hi Cody!

Collin: Um, my names Collin.

Lindsay: Oh yeah.

Collin: So-

BeBe catches up to Collin.

BeBe: What Collin was going to ask was if you and Tyler would want to join in an alliance with us!

Lindsay: Oh sure! I love alliances!

Lindsay: (conf) I haven't been in an alliance in like 4 seasons! This should be fun!

Tyler:(conf) Lindsay told me about the whole alliance thing and I am so down with it.

Collin:(conf) Tyler and I can take the physical challenges and BeBe and Lindsay can take the mental challenges.

BeBe:(conf) Excuse me?

Collin:(conf) What just happened?

Will: Why, hello Hanna.

Hanna: Good afternoon William. Enjoying first place food?

Will: Yes, it's quite delectable. Would you like some?

Hanna: Justin says not to accept any offerings from you.

Will: Did he?

Will:(conf) Two villains can play at this game Justin.

Justin:(conf) HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I'm sorry, I just watched Wills last tape. I'm allergic to bull-

Chris: Who's ready for today's challenge?

Heather: Not me :-)

Chris: Even better! Chef Hatchet will be serving you some bowls. The contents of those bowls are completely randomized, and completely disgusting. You will have an hour to eat every last piece of those contents. The first team to eat it all wins!

Gwen: Justin, Hanna, Heather, we have the advantage! Only four people, we can get if done quicker!

Heather: Woohoo, less bowls up crap for us. Can't wait!

Hanna: We should be thankful for the food the gods have given us!

Heather: Huh?

Hanna: Mother Nature has granted us with this blessed edible arrangement! Let us not disrespect it!

Hanna eats her bowl in seconds.

Justin: Want mine?

Hanna: Of course.

Justin:(conf) Hanna may be a Looney Tune, but she sure can finish my challenges every day! Disgusting foods will destroy my perfect structure.

Collin: Done!

Tyler: So am I!

BeBe: Me too!

Courtney: Come on Duncan, don't you eat this crap in jouvy all the time?

Duncan: It never had Cyanid in it!

Chris: Chef, I thought we used all of the Cyanid.

Chef: Nope, still have tons!

Chris: Haha sweet!

Will: Well that was disgusting.

Heather: I'm done...

Half of the finished contestants run out of the cafeteria.

Chris: Lindsay and Gwen are the only two left! Who will finish first?

Gwen: Yuck, is that a worm?

Lindsay: I'm scared Tyler!

Will: Oh, come on. You have one thing left!

Tyler: Lay off, William!

Will: Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?

Collin: Me.

Collin jumps on Will and they start to have a fist fight. BeBe tries to break them up, then Will socks Collin in the eye, knocking him out.

BeBe: Are you insane?

Will: Maybe.

Chris: Um, guys, you might wanna check on your team.

Duncan: Lindsay, you've been doing your nails this whole time?!

Lindsay: Mhm. Do you think green goes with pink?

Courtney: WE WERE GOING TO BE UNBEATABLE!

Gwen: You won two challenges...

Courtney: SHUT UP GWEN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Courtney jumps on Lindsay and starts to beat her up.

Chris: Team Bananas wins! Team Bubbles put your votes to send someone home!

Courtney: (conf) Lindsay is going down!

Lindsay: (conf) Connie scratched my nail paint!

Chris: Duncan, Collin, BeBe, Tyler, and Will are safe! Lindsay and Courtney. You two were such jerks today! Amazing for the ratings! Neither of you should go home, but sadly the loser is....

Lindsay!

Courtney: See ya Airhead!

Lindsay: Bye guys! Win for me Tyler!

Tyler: I WILL LINDSAY!!!!!

Collin wakes up to find the safety marshmallow on his lap.

Collin: What did I miss?

BeBe: Lindsay went home and you stood up for your best friend.

Collin: Huh.

BeBe: It was really nice.

BeBe leans over and kisses Collin.

Collin: Am I still knocked out?

BeBe: Haha no.

Chris: Ooh a new couple for Will to destroy! Can't wait! What will happen next time on Total Drama Reloaded?

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