Artist: Katy Perry
Song: I Kissed A Girl
Shit shit SHIT
I kissed a girl
A fucking girl
And not just any girl
REGINA FUCKING MILLS
FUCK HER FUCKING SEXINESS
Damn shit Swan!
Oh great my fucking boyfriend showed up
"HI Killian" I mumble
He goes in for a kiss but I give him the cheek
"What the 'ell Swan?"
"I-uh haven't brushed my teeth!" I stutter "you know morning breath and such"
"Oh" he says
He looks like he wants to say something but instead answers his phone
"Look Swan I gotta go" he mumbles and kisses your cheek before storming off
I missed kissing Regina she had such soft lips and they tasted of cherry chap stick
Much better than Hook's whiskey breath
I groan again
"Ugh dammit" I yell
"You alright miss Swan?"
Regina. This is her bloody fault
Her and her bloody soft lips and her bloody sexiness bloody hell
"You" I growl "This is all your bloody fault"
"Me? What did I do?"
"You fucking kissed me"
"What about it?" she says innocently, biting her lip
"Come now Swan... You liked it. You kissed me back" she whispers into my ear
I gulp nervously
"I-I have a boy-boyfriend" I stutter out but truth is ever since she entered the room he left my brain
She places soft kisses on my neck
"Are you sure about that Swan?"
"Shut up and kiss me" I growl
She smirks smashing her lips against mine