Chapter 37

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Prepare for Lecturing, Readers:

Hey all - so all of you pretty much have dirty minds I've come to find! I never said that Elle was having sex with anyone! SHAME ON YOU - SHE'S A CHILD! Ahahah, well - 15 isn't old enough to be sexually active. Ya'll are jumping the gun - 17. 17 is the right age, of course you should never do it until you are ready (BETTER YET UNTIL YOUR MARRIED)- but hey.... 

So - (motherly lecture part being over) from this you can know that sex won't be in this story - not until she's at least 16 - 17 (possibly the next book) but hey... I don't know - it depends on my mood!

Fav Comment (so far) on last chapter was really hard because, seriously, you all are really funny - so it's a tie. :

ame4336 - Threesome with Draco and Lana. Also someone needs to beat Fred Weasley with a beater bat to knock some sense into him. Seriously, who picks Angelina Johnson over Elle? Angelina is a two-faced biatch that can suck Voldemort's dick. Elle is Emma Watson with a big rack, need I say more. A/N: I found that super hilarious, and kind of sad at the same time because when I created the character in my mind, I'd never really actually saw her described as that - but now I can totally see why people think she has a lot of 'sex' appeal. Huh...weird.

enchantedhero - OMG BOYS ARE SO STUPID LIKE WHAT THE CRAP FRED WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. Oh and I think it'll be Draco because, if I were her, I wouldn't want to be the good girl and play by the rules, I'd want to screw everything up in attempt to make myself forget about him ^_^ Yep! So like, yeah. Or maybe Cedric cause it'll screw up her friendship with Cho. I JUST KNOW ITS A PLOT TWIST, KAY? Okay, now that we got that out of the way, time for the open letter:

An open letter to Fred Weasley:

WHAT THE CRAP MAN! You almost had her! Then you just HAD to let Angelina snog you! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LIKE AKDKFL WHY DIDNT YOU ASK ELLE TO BE YOUR VALENTINE?!?! You are less successful than THE FREAKING SACRIFICES TO THE GODS. LIKE SERIOUSLY. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID FRED?! I HAVE HAD IDIOTIC EX BOYFRIENDS THAT ARE MORE ROMANTICALLY SMARTER THAN YOU! Oh and don't forget to buy her chocolate! We girls love our chocolate.

Best wishes,

Ericka Redwood A/N : OKAY - so I know that was a long one ( I loovee long comments FYI )- but I read it and was like 'DAAAMMNN' so, I hope you don't mind if I use that in my story -one of her friends will say it to Fred xD  

Alright - Let the story begin.

Pain. Agonizing pain.

With a soft groan, I clutched my head and attempted to open my eyes, but thought better of it when my world was spinning. "Oh good, she's awake." A cold voice called next to me, and the surface beneath me dipped with their weight as they sat next to me.

"Shhh." I growled, throwing my ears over my head in pain. "Too much sounds." I peeled one eye open slowly, to look at the person sitting across from me on the wide bed. "Draco?" I croaked and shuddered, the sound made my head pulse with pain. "Where...am I?" My voice came out soft and smooth like a tiny whisper, much nicer to my brain. "What happened?"

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