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A/N: Warning: Wade is in the chat, so...

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Peter, Loki, Wade.

Y/N: I am bored. What are you guys up to? Any pranks?

Wade: I'll show you.

Y/N: pls no.

Wade: Peter take a pic of me.

Peter: We're in the same room. Do you have to ask over the chat?

Wade: I'll pose so that it looks it was taken without me knowing but we both know that's not the case.

Loki: Mortals.

Wade: How do I look?

Wade: Wait, let me take off my mask.

Loki: I've never seen you without your mask before...

Wade: Does it look like I don't know you're taking the pic?

Peter: Here.

Peter:

Loki: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS? WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE?!

Loki: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS? WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE?!

Wade: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, UNI IS BEAUTIFUL!

Loki: I DON'T MEAN THE UNICORN!

Y/N: Wade, looking good as always.

Loki: He looks constipated.

Wade: To answer your question, I am having a lovely evening in.

Wade: With the Unicorn.

Loki: How disgusting! You dare fornicate with a stuffed animal?

Wade: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED A HORSE, SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE!

Loki: BLASPHEMY!

Peter: But you did...

Y/N: I remember Thor telling me a rather strange story involving Loki and a horse...

Loki: DAMN YOU ALL!

Loki has left the chat.

Wade: I love pissing him off.

Wade: Excuse me.

Y/N: Where are you going?

Wade: It's time Loki meets an old love.

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: It's a good thing Wade can't die.

Peter: Are you still bored?

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