Water Is Evil!

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It is!! XC

I will tell my tale...

You can choke on water.

You can drown in it.

There's evil water animals.

I don't like water.

And one time there was an alligator in the beach and that dang thing went after me back and forth three times in the water all because I had the scent of chicken. I ate chicken before entering the beach water.

So ye ah, water is evil. Dx

But lemonade is good! :D

And yeah, not much of a story. But what I say now is true. It happened years ago. Oh and I. Can't swim, which is bad but I don't care or mind. C:

Hey! Don't get the wrong idea! I take showers! XDXD

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