A Lyrical Dissection of "Timber" by Pitbull ft. Ke$ha

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[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber

What's going down? Pitbull's boner?
You better move, you better dance

I sure will move, I'm currently running away from you.
Let's make a night, you won't remember

Unfortunately, I will, I will remember when I go to the AIDS clinic
I'll be the one, you won't forget

I might be able to file charges for sexual assault, I hear that they're cracking down on women doing that.

wooooo oooooh

[Pitbull]
The bigger they are, the harder they fall

Am I the only one who wants to make this into a sexual innuendo?
This biggity boy's a diggity dog

Pitbull, the word is "bitch", you're supposed to say "bitch" instead of dog, you rappers really like dogs, so you call them "bitches", just ask Lil Wayne
I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off

Actually, Miley prefers to simulate sex with humans with clothes on, considering her VMA performance, if you wear a Wrecking Ball costume you might be able to get them off though.
Twerking in their bras and thongs, timber

Is it physically possible for a tree to "twerk"?
Face down, booty up, timber

Ah, the timber is your dick, it makes sense why I didn't see that allusion considering how small it is.
That's the way we like the war, timber

You're comparing sex to war, sounds like you're raping her, as she's fighting back
I'm slicker than an oil spill

Well, you definetly spilling all over the floor, but not like that...
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

Timber always falls

Swing your body round and round

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End of the night, it's going down

  I see what you mean
One more shot, another round

I wouldn't mind giving one more shot.... out of my shotgun that is!
End of the night, it's going down

Your dead body is going down
Swing your body round and round

You might get Lady Gaga to do that, I hear she's into that
End of the night, it's going down

Your dead corpse that is
One more shot, another round

You want more bullets in you?

End of the night, it's going down
Yup, you dead on the floor with everyone running out
[Ke$ha]
It's going down, I'm yelling timber

He's that fat? He must have gained weight
You better move, you better dance

Do you consider running to be a dance?
Let's make a night, you won't remember

Well, it'll be Pitbull's last one, I'm sure he'll remember
I'll be the one, you won't forget

My attorney won't

[Pitbull]
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane

It's BOLDTEXT!
Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed

Did the inclusion of "damn" in that sentence make any sense?
Live in hotels, swing on plane

Any they'll kick you out
Blessed to say, money ain't a thing

I'm pretty sure it exists.
Club jumping like Lebron, now, Voli

Make sure he doesn't hit his head on the door, he's pretty fucking tall
Order me another round, homie

Another round of shells?
We about to climb, wild, 'cause it's about to go down

Your dead body is

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