50 Random Ways To Make People Think You're A Freak

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1. Dig through trashcans like a hobo. Announce you have found China.

2. Produce awkward silences then suddenly say "I wonder what its like to be a unicorn."

3. When inside an elevator pet people occasionally.

4. Stare intensely at a person for a while, then yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" then back away in horror.

5. When in a restroom with other people yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

6. Challenge people to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Pretend to have a seizure in the snow...

8. Get in a shopping cart then in the parking lot act like you're about to run someone down.

9. At school when someone is laying down exhausted from gym, yell "IT'S A DEAD BODY!"

10. Find a bald guy then spray whipped cream on his head.

11. Throw grapes at people as they walk by.

12. Tell someone to turn their head to the right. Then to the left. Tell them they've just been bitch-slapped.

13. Bring a stuffed animal to school, in front of a large group of people argue with your friend about who gets custody.

14. Stand next to a group of people, start twitching then hitting your head muttering "Shut up... Shut up in there! All of you... Shut up!"

15. In the middle of a conversation randomly yell "EARTHQUAKE!!!" then duck under a table or chair.

16.  At Pet-Co go to the fish tank areas. Scream in front of the manager "THEY WILL NOT BE SILENCED!"

17. Say to a floating fish. "I know how you feel..."

18. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be one, hold their same position. If someone tries talking to you yell "RAPE!!!" then run away crying.

19. Tie stuffed animals to your ankles and run around your neighborhood screaming "HELP!!! THEY'RE AFTER MEEEE!"

20. Spend all your money on rides for toddlers. When a little kid wants to use it yell at them until they run away crying.

21. Walk into Dell Taco (make sure there's a line behind you) and order things that aren't on their menu. When they say they can't help you reply "Oh it's because I'm gay isn't it?! I'd expect this from McDonalds but not Dell Taco!"

22. Have loud conversations with your "Multiple personalities".

23. Wear a Micheal Myers mask and ask people what size langere' would fit you.

24. Lay on the ground and do a ground angel.

25. When a intercom comes on fall to your knees and cry tears of joy and shout. "God has spoken!"

26. Go to McDonalds and insist your happy meal must have extra, extra happy.

27. Run through a police station and yell "I FINALLY ESCAPED FROM PRISON!"

28. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, say you're them from the future.

29. Look through see through glass and when a person walks by yell "OH MY GOD I'M HIDEOUS!"

30. Find a random person and yell compliments at them.

31. Say "potato" in a really slow deep voice.

32. Try to step on your shadow. When someone walks by scream "IT'S STALKING ME!"

33. Stare at your teacher. When they notice start gagging.

34. Jump on a random guy's back (works better if it's your crush) and yell "RUN MAN, RUN! THE SKY IS FALLING!" see what happens...

35. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID and ask "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

36. In public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"

37. Sing to public plants. If someone asks what you're doing scream and run.

38. Go to your teacher and say "I know what you did last night."

39. Come running out of zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"

40. Put on green cloths and act like a plant in your front yard.

41. Ring a random doorbell, when they answer just stare at them until they close the door.

42. Hug a random person on the street and yell "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!"

43. Throw pudding at your cat in public. Scream at it to get a job.

44. Follow random people around a store. Spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

45. Scream and violently hit a vending machine demanding for your baby back.

46. Pretend you are a pirate and tell the pizza guy to walk the plank.

47. Go to a furniture store. Pretend you're a rug.

48. Fight your imaginary friend in a crowd. Pretend you are loosing.

49. Go build a snowman. Pretend its someone you hate and kill it. (naww you don't need anger management classes...)

50. Go to a dollar store and ask how much the item is.

51. In public when someone drops something say "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE!"

52. In Walmart yell "MARCO!" see how many polo's you get...

53. Go to Burger King and ask for the Burger Queen.

54. Put a Walkie-Talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone that walks by.

55. Make a cardboard car and wait in a car wash line, acting as if everythings normal.

56. Attempt to glue yourself to the ceiling. If you succeed, when people walk past welcome them to Narnia. (ductape is also acceptable)


Hahahaha if you actually did any of these feel free to share them in the comments xD and IF you are awesome enough to handle this and will do everything/something on this list...

I want to see "Challenge accepted" in the comments x]

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