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Ang Pinakamalupet na Memes! ~ ANG UNANG ALBUM!

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20161013 - #5 in RANDOM!!! I have a book, I have some memes! WOW!!! ANG PINAKAMALUPET NA MEME ALBUM NG INYONG GINAGALANGANG OTORITY NG PILIPINAS! UGH!!! This book is brought to you by ANG PINAKAMALUPET NA HOKAGENG NA SI JOSE RIZAL!

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ADMIN IS CURSED!!!

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~One Saturday Evening in her bedroom~

Me: *opens her Wattpad profile*

*there's something uncanny 'bout her followers* ,o-o,

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*WARNING!!! R.I.P to Headphone users!*

Me: *UNCONTROLLABLY SCREAMING IN PARANOIA*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! >/////A/////<

THIS IS MY END OF MY RESPONSIBILITEEEEEEEEHHH!!!

Her Bedroom: *bursts into hellish flames*

John Paul: *immediately gets into her room*

Emem are you alright? OMGOSH stay right here I'll gotta bring the fire department!

*dials #911*

~A SHORT TIME LATER~

Fireman!KimKimi: *operates the firetruck directly to admin's house*

Fireman!5th Kid: *grabs a giant hose of Holy Water and pours to the searing flames*

FOR JESUS' SAKE I COMMAND THEE TO RELEASE ALL UNSAINTLY EVIL TO THE SHELTER OF MISS EMEM MEME!!! *recites Latin prayers* SAN PEDRO CALUNGSOD PRAY FOR US!

Her Bedroom: *brings into dead smoke*

Me: *fainted* x-x

Fireman!5th Kid: *winks to John Paul* ;-)

John Paul: ;-; Hey, you're Mr. 5th Kid who r u? And what are you goin 2 do here?

Fireman!5th Kid: I AM WHO I AM, and you can call me if u wanna as @WAWAworldondo on Wattpad.

And for best results,... *picks up a smartphone, opens Wattpad and follows @SaitamataliaXD *

Wattpad: *Notifications: *@WAWAworldondo has followed you*

*@SaitamataliaXD has now 667 followers*

Fireman!5th Kid: No more cursed interruptions, okay??? :D

Fireman!KimKimi: *thumbs up* ^_^ Better?

John Paul: GOOD!!! XD

Kevin: *popped out from nowhere, with Holy Water on his hands* Crap it's too late... Hey babe? U Alright???