Chapter 39: Sexy Salamanders and Vicious Purse Squirrels

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"Let's go!" I whined to Rob. "We need to get there early!"

"And why?" Rob sighed.

"Because we need to get the houses set up!"

"Alright, alright!" Rob said, throwing his hands up in defeat. We left the apartment, and came to the two houses at about 8:00.

"Ok," I told Rob, gathering supplies from the back of the car, "we're gonna move these beds in, and then we're gonna make them. Then we're gonna put in the plastic plates in each house. Get it? Got it? Good."

I didn't even wait for his reply. We both grabbed the three mattresses and carted them into the first house. Then we grabbed the three others and carted them into the other house.

Each home had a fireplace, a bathroom, and a kitchen, along with a living room. Our mattresses were set up in the living room, and there was even a flatscreen TV where we could watch TV. Rob and I waited for the guys to come. Tom came first, then Julian, then Danny, then Austin. Austin was kinda quiet, so I went up to him.

"What's up, Austie Boo?" I asked. He laughed at the ridiculous nickname. His face returned to somber.

"They let me go," he said quietly. I frowned and gave him a big hug.

"It's ok, Austie Boo," I said, squeezing him tighter. He laughed, and we went back to the others. They all hugged Austin and clapped him on the back.

"Now that we've all said our hellos, what are the teams gonna be?" Danny asked.

"Line up over there," Tom said, pointing in front of the fire pit.

"How we're gonna do this is simple. Basically we're just gonna pick teams, and whatever teams are picked stay in their designated house. You can prank as much as you want. My team's house is the one on the left, Tom's on the right. Got it?" I asked. "Ok, well I pick first," I stated.

"But that's not fair!" Tom whined.
"Ladies first. Alright, so I think we all know who I'm gonna pick, but I still need to say it anyway."

I looked at Rob and grinned.

"Austin."

Rob gaped at me, and I smirked.

"Still not over the whole fake leg injury?" he asked. I shook my head.

"Alrighty then, I'm gonna go with Rob," Tom said. Rob stuck out his tongue.

"My pick...ooh this is tough!" I exclaimed. "But...I'm gonna go with Squirrel. Sorry Danny Boy," I said, frowning.

"Alright. Prank Week!" Julian shouted, and we sprinted to our house. We claimed beds and put our bags down.

"So what's the game plan?" Austin asked, sitting on his bed, which was closest to the kitchen. I brought out my play book of pranks.

"These are all the ideas I have. I already stocked up on supplies. All of our food is in the top cabinets, and the prank supplies are in the pantry. The bathroom is small, and we're all sharing, so I bought good smelling spray. Plus, I brought black clothes do we can be ninja-like," I said, going, 'HOY YAH!' for extra measures. The guys grinned.

"Are you ready for this?" I asked. Julian and Austin nodded.

"We should come up with a team name," Austin suggested.

"Yes, we should. And one more thing, the prank play book is going to be in the cabinet in the bathroom, ok? Now for our team name. Hmmm. Julian, give me an adjective."

"Vicious!"

"Austin, object."

"Purse."

"Julian, give me an animal."

"Squirrels, duh!"

"Ok," I started laughing. "We are the Vicious Purse Squirrels."

Julian and Austin burst out laughing. I smiled.

"How about we go tell them our name, see if they can beat it," Austin suggested. I nodded and we lumbered over to the other house. I knocked on the door. Rob opened up.

"What's up?" he asked. I walked in. This house was identical.

"Ok, our team name is the Vicious Purse Squirrels. What's yours?" I asked.

"We're the Sexy Salamanders," Danny said with a straight face. I muffled a laugh.

"Alright. Let Prank Week commence."

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YAY ALMOST FORTY CHAPTERS AAAAH DID ANY OF Y'ALL WATCH THE PATS GAME NOPE OBVIOUSLY NOT UGH I HATE SCHOOL THE ONLY THINGS GETTING ME THROUGH SCHOOL ARE THESE:
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