History Jokes

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Lincoln is doing well in theatres. Historically this has not been true.

Who invented King Arthur's Round table?

Sir Cumference!

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Ceasars!

Which American president was least guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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