Lincoln is doing well in theatres. Historically this has not been true.
Who invented King Arthur's Round table?
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Ceasars!
Which American president was least guilty?
Lincoln. He was in a cent.