Jack and Jill went up the hill
Ostensibly for water.
They were up there quite some time
And now they have a daughter.
Next time they climbed up the hill
They did so just for fun.
Spent a pleasant afternoon
And now they have a son.
Now Jack sits in his council flat
Deep in recollection.
Thinking, that in hindsight
He should have used protection!
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Owain Glyn
