200k Reads Special Feat. The Zodiacs

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[published September 18th 2016]

Leo: Hello and welcome to yet another special featuring the Zodiacs! Today, I'll be in charge, since it's finally Leo season!

Virgo: Leo... It's Virgo season...

Leo: I know T_T But author-chan started writing this is Leo season, so I'm in charge! T^T

Capricorn: But it's Virgo season, shouldn't Virgo be in charge?

Leo: Why, so we can bore reader-chan to death?

Virgo: That's insulting T^T

Libra: Bad Leo! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ *flicks Leo's forehead*

Leo: Sowwy... I know you're not boring...

Virgo: Thank you ^ω^

Leo: No probs, bro! ^_−☆ Anyway, author-chan wanted me to tell you that this is in honor of the fact that she's reached 200k reads and almost 500 followers!

Aries: How??

Pisces: Never underestimate Pisces power... ^w^

Leo: Anyway, since author-chan's a lazy fruk, we're all gonna tell you jokes to get you laughing! I'll start since I'm awesome, then Aries and Taurus and so on. I'm gonna start with a Hetalia joke, 'cause why not? *clears throat* Why was Ivan the first to the meeting?

*complete silence*

Leo: 'Cause he was rushin' *bursts out laughing and snorting* G-get it? Russian? *continues snorting*

Aries: *sighs* Why did the chicken cross the road?

*complete silence*

Aries: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.

*Who's there?*

Aries: The chicken.

Taurus: Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she didn't have any arms. Knock knock.

*Who's there?*

Taurus: Not Sally.

Cancer: T-that's some dark stuff...

Taurus: I know. That's why I said it.

Gemini: My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Cancer: There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around.

Virgo: I'm one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Libra: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out

Scorpio:
God made coke,
God made Pepsi
God made me,
Oh, so sexy ;)

Sagittarius: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

Capricorn:
God made rivers,
God made lakes
God made you,
well we all make mistakes

Aquarius: A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos *poof*" ....He disappeared without a tres

Pisces: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on an abandoned island. Who survives?

*silence*

Pisces: America.

Leo: That's all for now~! Stay awesome and see you next time~!

Cancer: Don't forget to tell us your favorite jokes in the comments!

Virgo: Until next time~!

Author-chan: *suddenly appears because she can* That's my line T^T Anyway, I've been dealing with a lot of writer's block lately, so if you have any story prompts, that would be great! And... I have a secret to tell you guys...

................. I'm working on a Pisces (f) x Scorpio (m) one shot 😏😏😏😏

Until next time~!

- Kate ⭐️

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