[published September 18th 2016]
Leo: Hello and welcome to yet another special featuring the Zodiacs! Today, I'll be in charge, since it's finally Leo season!
Virgo: Leo... It's Virgo season...
Leo: I know T_T But author-chan started writing this is Leo season, so I'm in charge! T^T
Capricorn: But it's Virgo season, shouldn't Virgo be in charge?
Leo: Why, so we can bore reader-chan to death?
Virgo: That's insulting T^T
Libra: Bad Leo! (￣^￣)ゞ *flicks Leo's forehead*
Leo: Sowwy... I know you're not boring...
Virgo: Thank you ^ω^
Leo: No probs, bro! ^_−☆ Anyway, author-chan wanted me to tell you that this is in honor of the fact that she's reached 200k reads and almost 500 followers!
Pisces: Never underestimate Pisces power... ^w^
Leo: Anyway, since author-chan's a lazy fruk, we're all gonna tell you jokes to get you laughing! I'll start since I'm awesome, then Aries and Taurus and so on. I'm gonna start with a Hetalia joke, 'cause why not? *clears throat* Why was Ivan the first to the meeting?
Leo: 'Cause he was rushin' *bursts out laughing and snorting* G-get it? Russian? *continues snorting*
Aries: *sighs* Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aries: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.
Aries: The chicken.
Taurus: Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she didn't have any arms. Knock knock.
Taurus: Not Sally.
Cancer: T-that's some dark stuff...
Taurus: I know. That's why I said it.
Gemini: My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Cancer: There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around.
Virgo: I'm one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Libra: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out
God made coke,
God made Pepsi
God made me,
Oh, so sexy ;)
Sagittarius: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised
God made rivers,
God made lakes
God made you,
well we all make mistakes
Aquarius: A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos *poof*" ....He disappeared without a tres
Pisces: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on an abandoned island. Who survives?
Leo: That's all for now~! Stay awesome and see you next time~!
Cancer: Don't forget to tell us your favorite jokes in the comments!
Virgo: Until next time~!
Author-chan: *suddenly appears because she can* That's my line T^T Anyway, I've been dealing with a lot of writer's block lately, so if you have any story prompts, that would be great! And... I have a secret to tell you guys...
................. I'm working on a Pisces (f) x Scorpio (m) one shot 😏😏😏😏
Until next time~!
- Kate ⭐️
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