Freddie: Hello, darlings! It's me, Freddie, and I am here to help with your life struggles.
Brian: So am I!
Roger: Me too!
John: And me!
Freddie: This is our way of thanking you for loving us enough to go mad.
Brian: Just ask a question, and we'll answer it, and give our advice.
John: But you may want to lower your expectations..we're not very good at advice.
Roger: Aw, John, that's a load of crap! We're smart! We can help people!
Freddie: Um, well, I think I'm with John. But who cares if we're idiots, it'll be fun!
Brian: ...Anyway, just think of this as an advice column type thing. Comment your questions or problems, and we'll write a chapter dedicated to you with our answers and solutions. Oh, and if you want it to be anonymous then just private message your problem to the wonderful hillsideofvelvet!
John: And there's not really any way for us to know if your problems are real, so get creative!
Roger: We'll answer everyone's comments as soon as we get the chance. First come first serve.
Freddie: We'll all give advice on each chapter, but you can request to only have one of us answer if you would like. And I think that's all we have to say. Ask away, Lovies!
YOU ARE READING
just ask queen
Randomif you've ever wanted to ask freddie mercury about his cats, or how brian may takes care of his hair, now's your chance. // REQUESTS CLOSED
