The Day I Turned Fatter Than Fat And Lost My V To Voldyboy2k10+1 by horsey

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I looked upon the unicorn in front of me. Why  did this have to happen? I picked up a block of cheese and shoved it in my bag of rainbows. I hopped on my bike and drove round town on the search of chicken pie and cheap viagra. Then I went on my prostitution shift and met up with my other whore friends. We had a rave. I saw Jess and Amber the lesbian kiwi eaters who wanted Jaspers babies. I mean I was such a better whore for Gods sake.