Them blondes...

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So I felt bad earlier because we where listening to a lecture on DUI's and it made me remember this joke...

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So a cop is on duty when he sees a blonde woman swerving on the road. He stops her and immediately tests her for drunk driving. To his surprise, she's 100% sober. He asks her, "why were you all over the road?" She says, "well, I was driving along when suddenly a tree just popped up in the middle of the road, so I swerved to avoid hitting it. Soon after, another tree popped up, so I swerved to avoid that one! This kept happening until you pulled me over." The cop looks around, in the car, on the road, and at the blonde. Then he says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

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