TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

fifty three | groupchat

[ falcon named the conversation: "RED CARPET" ]

riley bear
way to remind me, bud.

falcon
come on, riley, you get to
spend the evening with
yours truly... could anything
be better?

seb 💘
of course.

spending an evening with
me is like ten times better,
let's be real.

falcon
ouch, your words hurt me
satan.

seb 💘
you guys are never going
to let that go, are you.

chrissy
never.

queen scarlett
of course not.

gramps
you know us so well.

seb 💘
fuck you guys.

falcon
that would be unfaithful to
riley.

queen scarlett
pffT

chrissy
*dies*

seb 💘
oh my goD ANTHONY

ANYWHO im going to add
the others, cus they've never
actually spoken to riles before.

so... yeah.

[ seb 💘 added: tiny tim, pink panther, baby holland, rhodey, legolas ]

tiny tim
ooh, a groupchat. awesome.
why am i here?

pink panther
yeah, i'm as confused as
paul.

seb 💘
i thought it was time for
everyone to meet my girl-
friend, since she's coming
to the premiere.

baby holland
you got a girlfriend?

seb 💘
wow, cute joke, holland.

baby holland
i try.

riley bear
oh hi! who are these guys?

omG SEB IS CHADWICK
BAEMAN HERE???

pink panther
um, seb, i think your so-
called girlfriend has the
hots for me.

riley bear
oh my gOD OH MY GOD

seb 💘
aww shit, now i'm gonna
lose my girlfriend.

baby holland
i'm here for you dad.

riley bear
i'm missing something,
which one are you?

baby holland
tom holland, nice to meet
you.

riley bear
i should introduce myself,
right?

seb 💘
that's the idea, babe.

riley bear
oKAY HI EVERYONE IM
RILEY AND I DONT KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY

seb 💘
my girlfriend is so good
at this