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Momma J:  @/ronniebivins  hey if you spread your booty cheeks when you fart it wont make a sound. #themoreyouknow

Ronnie Bivins:  @/ilysmjack  Oh, okay. I'll keep that in mind the next time I have to fart??? Great advice 👌😂

Momma J:  @/ronniebivins I got you. I haven't tried it yet but I think it probably works. 

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Momma J: Man, everybody wanna smoke weed and go to parties and I just wanna play laser tag, go to the zoo and eat mac and cheese 😂 😑

Mark: @/ilysmjack  I'll go to the zoo and play laser tag with you! 😊

Momma J: @/marklikesmath  AWWWW BBY 😊❤️😍😍😍

Padraig McLoughlin@/ilysmjack  @/marklikesmath  You're boring. Laser tag is for losers.

Mark: @/pmcloughlin @/ilysmjack  OH

Momma J: @/pmcloughlin  @/marklikesmath  Dad! DO YOU WANT ME TO SMOKE WEED? :(

Padraig McLoughin: @/ilysmjack  @/marklikesmath  Just make better choices next time. Do something exciting. Goodnight ✌️

Momma J: @/pmcloughlin  @/marklikesmath  OKAY

Mark: @/ilysmjack  @/pmcloughlin  😂😂😂😂😂

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Momma J: @/Saladass  Your dog looks like Fetty Wap. 1738 bihh 😊

Felixxx: @/ilysmjack  YES I KNOW YOU TOLD ME BEFORE KJFKSLEFJFOLERM;OPSMESL;RM4 

Momma J: @/Saladass  WOW there are a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one.

Felixxx: @/ilysmjack  I hope you get deported 👋👊

Momma J: @/Saladass  Whatever, you love me 😊

Felixxx: @/ilysmjack  Okay.

Momma J: @/Saladass  I'M LIKE AYE, SHE'S FINE. WONDER WHEN SHE'LL BE MINE, SHE WALK PAST I PRESS REWIND TO SEE THAT ASS ONE MORE TIME 😉

Felixxx: @/ilysmjack  AND I GOT THIS SEWED UP. O Shit okay, you're done byeeeeeee leave my dog alone 🖕  





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