Bedbugs appeared in the house occupied by the secretary of the region Party committee. The Party boss summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said,
"The best way is to organize them into a collective farm," he tells the Party boss. "Half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."
At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker. He asks him:
"Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?"
The worker responds "Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!"
Then he asks "Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?"
Again, the worker says, "Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!"
Finally, the officer asks, "If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?"
"Nyet!"
The officer asks "But why? Why won't you give one of your shirts to the party?"
The worker says: "Because I HAVE two shirts!"
