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Yo mama so fat, when she farted global warming was created
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat that when she went whalewatching, the whales started singing "we are family..."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks around, everyone yells "earthquake"
Yo mama is so fat that when she puts on a black bathing suit and swims on the beach, everyone yells "oil spill"
Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a chocolate bar on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat butt off of me
Yo mama so fat that when God sent her to heaven she fell down to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the Pacific ocean a tsunami wiped out half of Japan.
Yo mama so fat she can play pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat that her bra size is 36Z
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