Twila:So it's Amu this time.
Me: Do you think Ikuto is with her?
Mitski: (Sigh) Here we go again.
Me: What? Ikuto is Awesome!
Twila: You and your otaku crushes.
Me It's not a crush! O////O
Mitski: Just don't let Jesse know about it.
Me Stop it!
Dials the number etc.
Me: Uh, hello this is Hinamori Amu, correct?
Amu: Yes. Why?
Me: Congragulations! You just won the world wide gardian of the year award! You get a years supplies of pokki, and candy! all you have to do is answer the following questions
Amu: Really, that's so cool! I mean, what ever.
Ran: Amu you actaully won something!
Su: How nice! desu.
Miki: What are the questions?
Me: Okay, lets begin. Why is it that you always have that x hair clip? Was it a gift from Ikuto.
Amu: What O-O
Me: Whyy is it that you have like, 4 crushes? I mean, c'mon, you have to choose one eventaully.
Miki: True, Amu is a girl of many loves.
Amu: Well-Well, I--
Me: C'mon Amu, answer the question!
Ran: Character change!
Amu: There all so cute, how could i not fall in love with all of them! Chairmen is so smart ans sweet, and Kukai's so energetic and upbeat and happy and Tadese is such a price, like from a fairy tale, oh and Ikuto- (Covers her mouth before she can go on)
Me: Aw so you really are a ho.
Amu: Ran! I can't beleive you made me say all that!
Amu: Luckily i was able to over ride you before i said something too stupid. If i said anything about Ikuto--
Ikuto: You probably would have lost control, and screamed in the phone you loved me. Though, it really hurt, what you said about all those other guys...
Amu: Ik-Ikuto? O////O
Me: IKUTO! O////O
Amu: Wh-where did you come from.
Ikuto: I was taking a nap in your closet, when your lovestruck yelling woke me, pervy girl.
Amu: I don't sleep in other poeples closets! And I'm not a Perv!
Inuto: (Grabs Amu's hand and hugs her) You know it really hurt me what you said about those guys. Isn't my love enough? *Sparkle sparkle*
Me: Awwww T^T So freaking cute!
Twila: she's going into melt down!
Mitski: Quick, slap her before she runs over there and hugs them both!
Me: OW! What was that for?!
Twila: Get a grip. Don't et your otaku instincts take over.
Me (sigh) fine.
Ikuto: And who is this?
Me: Some one you do not knw?
Me: Aw crap.
Amu: What! No she's to nice she wouldn't just prank call me--
(I hang up before anything stupid can be said)
Me: Fhew. That was close.
Mitski: Wow, your such a wacko.
Me: Oh stop talking. I'm not the one with tons of pictures of Kyoyam tapped all over the walls of her bedroom, you perv.
Mitski: Oh shut up! O////O
Twila: *Sigh* you guys are so weird.
Mitski and Me: We know! *-~
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Anime Prank Calls (BlueRose edition)Humor
Okay people, heres the deal. I saw all these other anime prank calls and they were so hillarous, i had to try it out myself. (sorry otakufox!) but don't worry, i wont copy cat! By the way, i'm not only, doing anime, i'm also doing manga, some other...