Summer Special Feat. The Zodiacs!

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Reminder: None of the Zodiacs have genders here!

Warning: Swearing ahead~!

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Pisces: Hello, beautiful reader~! I'll be taking over for Kate today!

Virgo: Wait, why do you get to be in charge?

Pisces: Because Kate's a Piscean

Virgo: That's not fair. Everyone knows Virgos are better leaders.

Capricorn: Uh, you mean Capricorns?

Aries: Bullshit. I'm the first zodiac, so I should be in charge!

Aquarius: Well I'm the oldest!

Leo: I'm the best!

Gemini: I'm better!

Everyone: *bickers*

Cancer: EVERYONE, SHUT UP

*silence*

Cancer: IT'S SUMMER, WHICH MEANS RELAXING, NOT BICKERING! Plus it's Cancer season, SO BOW DOWN, BITCHES

Pisces: *trembles* .... I-I think Cancer s-should be in c-c-charge...

Everyone: *fearfully agrees*

Cancer: *smirks at zodiacs before turning towards you* Anyway, we just wanted to wish you all a happy summer!

Virgo: And that--

Cancer: I'M GETTING TO IT. *smiles at you* Kate wanted me to tell you that she's off from school now, and that she has more time for updating now.

Capricorn: And--

Cancer: I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. *smiles at you again* And, she'd love more requests, storylines and ideas!

Leo: Ca--

Cancer: WHOEVER INTERRUPTS ME NEXT, DIES *dark aura surrounding him/her*

Leo: Like, chill, yo. I was just gonna ask if I can use the bathroom...

Cancer: *sighs* Fine, go ahead...

Leo: Thankies~! *flips hair as he/she walks away*

Sagittarius: Your still forgetting--

Cancer: *grabs Sagittarius' neck* Think long and hard... Am I forgetting something? Am I? *grins crazily*

Sagittarius: *shakes head fearfully* N-no...!

Cancer: *smiles* Good. *lets go* Anyway, Kate's also wondering if anyone has any questions for the Q & A? She thinks that's a great way for you guys to get to know her better, but she won't do it if she doesn't get enough questions. *turns towards Virgo and Capricorn* *dark aura surrounds him/her* Am I forgetting anything~? *grins*

Virgo: Well--

Capricorn: *slaps hand over Virgo's mouth fearfully*

Cancer: What was that? *steps towards Virgo and Capricorn*

Taurus: Cancer, come on, leave them alone.

Cancer: *dark aura disappears* *smiles* Ok! *latches onto Taurus' arm and cuddles*

*silence*

Aries: Does anyone else think Scorpio is being too quiet?

Scorpio: I'm planning Aquarius' death.

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