Eddie Cullen's Interview with Me:
Me: So Edward. I understand you are a century old fairy, correct?
Eddie: *fiddles with glittery wand* Ahem... *puts wand away quickly* I'm actualy a Vamp.
Me: *tries to hold back laughter* oh.. I see... I SEE! So your lover is Jasper Cullen?
Eddie: NO! WTF! My mate is Bella Swan. *blushes at the thought of her*
Me: You mean Miss Swan the cross dresser?
Eddie: *Eyes bug out*
Me: I mean seriously... how could you miss the HUGE adams apple of hers?
Eddie: *Shudders* All those times I let her do those things... I cant believe it..
Me: *Victory is mine* Shoots eddie in the head and feeds him to antelopes.