why do small cars exist?
this is the 21st centuries nuclear families only exist in commercials
even those farm families aren't the same anymore they all got 30 nephsons
I'm in Jordan and every time we need a ride we got to hit up one of my uncles and woopty freakin doo what do they have
a small car
so here we are, squishing ourselves in a car probably actually made by fisher price or toys-r-us with anyone under twenty sitting on somebody's lap
and then that one time I'm lucky enough to not be in a lap chair, I'm stuck behind my uncle who scoots his drivers chair so far back he's basically sitting in the seat behind him
you think I'm kidding? I couldn't even fit behind him
don't forget, small cars are smaller because they're closer to the ground aka closer to Hellas closer to Satan which means...
small cars are Satan spawn!
small cars= 9 letter
you know what else has nine letters?
spaghetti
spaghetti= noodles
what are noodles?
lines
what shape to three connected lines make when arranged into proper angles
a triangle
do you know what else is a triangle?
the illuminati symbol
small cars are illuminati confirmed
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ok im not in jordan anymore but im just gonna publish this so yeah
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