This ranting episode is following the contents of Yunji's own ranting reality show.
Everything she said is true.
Excuse me, people of America, I have something to say. Especially to my family members,
Ahem. Cough cough. Mic check, 1,2,3.
Why do I feel like I can have more freedom if I am adopted by Levi Ackerman?
Every single fucking day and minute, I either get dissed, judged, cursed, or get showered with fake compliments. Oohh aahh~ Guys, aren't I blessed with such good luck under the bells of N.Korea?
"That'd great." They'd say. I'm sorry but your tone gave it away. I practice the dances that I have to do, they'd say,"Is this a house or a mental asylum?"
Excuse you, even if I'm mental, I'm still going to be America's budget times ten with twice the amount of Jeonghan's beauty and quadruple the amount of Jisoo smarter than you.
Directly from dear mother,"Just give up on that dream of yours. It's just a dream. Get over it."
Think about this one thing. Just one. Everybody needs someone to support them. Especially their parents, right? But in my situation, I AM FUCKING BEING CRITICIZED AND THEY'RE TRYING TO BRAINWASH ME.
And also, mom, you can give me a face, a body, and a life, but you can't give me my future.
"Your legs are thick."
My one and only respond to my dad is,"Dad, did Buddha give me legs to walk around with or am I blessed with it to impress people?"
Guys, are we here to impress each other? Are we born to be complimented by people? The answer is,"No."
I am Vietnamese. And you know how strict and nonsensical Viet parents are. I was talking to Yunji once, and she said something along the lines of,"Mom...she..."
And then we got yelled at with something along the lines of,"You are so disrespectful."
Um.....
Last time I checked, there's no such thing as saying she is disrespectful.
Freedom of speech, everyone.
Next up, dressing.
Am I not allowed to wear a fucking dress? You guys remember that white dress I mentioned in ep 6?
That one.
I'm not allowed to wear it apparently.
IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR IT, PLEASE GO AHEAD AND RETURN IT. I BROUGHT IT TO SCHOOL, DID A TEST ON MY FRIENDS, 3/5 PEOPLE COMPLIMENTED. I MIGHT AS WELL SELL IT TO ONE OF THEM.
The hottest topic of the Jung family: Music.
Gay, homosexuals, illegals, disgusting creatures, uglies, etc...
Those are the words that they used to describe kpop. Especially my biases.
I was watching CL's MTBD performance once, family gathering with my cousins and uncles and aunts.
Boom straight up called her a prostitute or slut.
They even said,"If you keep on watching that, you're gonna become like her."
A rap queen, yes.
She's not my bias, but I'd like to defend her. Listen carefully,
DO NOT CALL SOMEONE NOR ANYONE A PROSTITUTE OR SLUT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY. SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ONE FOR JESUS'S SAKE.
Trending: Biases
Am I not allowed to like guys?
Oh should I like girls now?
I'm fine with being lesbian because well, I'm kinda bisexual but not much.
But if I am lesbian, you don't know how much curses I will be put upon. Fuck, might even be kicked out and disowned.
But I wanna leave anyways.
So, onto the trending topic.
My biases are people, they have feelings, and I'm 100% sure they don't like to be called homosexual freaks.
Who would?
No one.
So shut the fuck up, and please keep the unpleasant things to yourself.
That's it for this episode. I am so tired of them I might as well just run away.
It's not like I haven't tried to once.
I planned out everything already.
Disclaimer: This episode was not filmed for a pity party.
If that sounded bitchy, please contact me asap.
Peace out yo.
