BTS chatroom

family

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PrincessJin: okay guys let's do something altogether like what families do.

Seagull: we're a family?

PrincessJin: yes Jungkook...you're the baby. Namjoon and I are the mother and father.

ImYourHope: what does that make Yoongi, Jimin, Tae and I?

PrincessJin: you're the kids as well.

ParkJimine: i'm not down for that...

PrincessJin: wait what, why not!?

ParkJimine: I'm not up for incest man.

WrapMonster: I never thought about it in that way. I just got shivers.

PrincessJin: its not actually incest, we're not blood related.

Seagull: ha

TaeTae: incest is wincest

PrincessJin: no V, no!

WrapMonster: what kind of children have you been raising, Jin?

PrincessJin: you've been raising them as well!

WrapMonster: you've raised them on your own up until recently when we got married. The other kids are from your other husband, the only kid between the two of us is Jungkook.

Seagull: really?

ParkJimine: who's our father then!?

ImYourHope: have you been lying to us, Jin!?

TaeTae: my true father is in space...

Seagull: there he goes again.

ImYourHope: shut up Jungkook, your father is basically a seagull

WrapMonster: you calling me a seagull, Jhope?

ImYourHope: I'm talking about his real father, you chicken nugget.

WrapMonster: oh okay.

Seagull: my real father isn't a seagull!

ParkJimine: did you just call rap monster a chicken nugget?

PrincessJin: guys I said we should do something as a family!

ParkJimine: this family is a lie

WrapMonster: kids, listen to your mom.

ImYourHope: you not my dad!

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TaeTae: heh

TaeTae: my dad is still in the space

ParkJimine: v you're so weird...

WrapMonster: when is he not weird?

ParkJimine: true

PrincessJin: all I wanted to do was do something as a family...i was going to suggest we make a cake altogether.

WrapMonster: in all honesty Jin, that sounds lame.

PrincessJin: what was that, Namjoon?
(;¬_¬)

WrapMonster: ... Nothing

TaeTae: where's Suga?

ParkJimine: yeah suga, where are you?

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WrapMonster: I can sense he's mad...

PrincessJin: just let him clam down guys..

ParkJimine: i need to see what's wrong!

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PrincessJin: why does he never listen go me?

Seagull: he goes chasing after Suga again, I see.

WrapMonster: he says he likes both of you equally, Jungkook.

Seagull: yeah...

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WrapMonster: I'm sighing so much right now

PrincessJin: if Jimin makes Jungkook cry i'm coming after him.

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WrapMonster: oh jeez...

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TaeTae: ...

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