Peridot, The Wedge That Tears Bob And Murdoc Apart (Jesus This Is A Long Title)

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Bob and Murdoc were chilling at Plastic Beach, while the muffled screams of Amy and 2D could be heard. They were both being eaten by whales HAHA LOL!
So Bobby and Murdoc relaxed amid all the stupid calculators, pianos, and watches.

But then something crashed WHAT!

IT WAS LARGE AND GREEN AND SHAPED LIKE A DORITO!!!!!

It was the sexiest thing Murdoc had seen in his life. "is that a pickle?" He asked, starstruck.

"NO DUMBO LOVE ME!" Bob screeched.

Peridot mumbled, "Clod."

Murdoc was in love. Bob was furious. He punched Peridot in the face and she died.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" Murdoc SCREECHED.

"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?"

Their fight escalated so much that Noodle and Russel finally took the opportunity to sneak in through the back door. They ate pizza, lol.

Peridot finally reformed and flew away. Murdoc and Bob were in love again. The screeches could still be heard from 2D and Amy.

All was well OR WAS IT? DUNDUNDUN

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