TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

twenty three | groupchat

Riley
Uh, this is awkward for me, but hi.

ScarJo
Hi

Lizzie
Hiya

Riley
Before I start talking, just wanted to
say I'm a huge fan of both of you.

I already regret sending that.

Lizzie
Aw, thank you sweetie

ScarJo
Thank you x

Riley
I've got a problem, and I thought it
would be easier to talk to you girls
about it than my friends at home...

... cuz they kinda don't know the
details about all this

ScarJo
Go ahead.

Riley
I have a wicked hangover and I
woke up just now with hardly any
recollection of last night... and I'm
in Seb's bed ... and he's asleep ... and
he's holding me ... and I'm freaking
out ...

Lizzie
OMG SCARLETT ITS HAPPENING

ScarJo
Are you wearing clothes?

Riley
Yeah, same clothes as last night

ScarJo
That's always a good sign, 'cause
it means you didn't sleep with him.

Riley
HE JUST SIGHED AND MOVED
I DONT KNOW HOW TO MOVE
WITHOUT WAKING HIM UP

Lizzie
DONT MOVE JUST STAY THERE

Riley
BUT HE'LL WAKE UP AND HE'LL
BE CONFUSED AND OMG GUYS
IM FREAKING OUT

ScarJo
Okay, we need to calm down and
think logically.

Riley
We also need to think quickly, because
I'm pretty sure he's going to wake up
soon.

ScarJo
How are you two cuddling? Is it
like spooning or what?

Riley
Kind of like spooning. His arm is
under my neck but my head is on
his chest. Our legs are like knotted
together and he's holding my hand.

Lizzie
Yeah, that's a bit tricky.

Riley
I'm aware of that.

ScarJo
Try to get a glance at him.

Riley
Okay. Done.

HE SIGHED AGAIN.

Lizzie
You are screwed, my friend.

ScarJo
No freaking out, guys.
We need to stay calm.

Riley
HE'S ABOUT TO WAKE UP

ScarJo
Okay, just slip away. Just do it.
Duck out of his arms and hide.

Riley
What could go wrong?
Sarcasm, by the way.

ScarJo
Figured.