Parallel lines have so much in common...it's a shame they'll never meet.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
A: Because it is never right.
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it.
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math and those who aren't.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.
Q: How do you keep warm in a cold room?
A: You go to the corner, because it's always 90 degrees!