Math Jokes

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Parallel lines have so much in's a shame they'll never meet.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?

A: Because it is never right.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it.

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math and those who aren't.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

Q: How do you keep warm in a cold room?

A: You go to the corner, because it's always 90 degrees!

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