Once upon a time, there lived a -paper- wooden table who loved a plastic chair. They were really happy living together in Hannah's house but one day, Hannah decided to throw them both out and get new furnitures. The table and chair held on to each other and grieved and grieved and -grived- grieved. But then suddenly, Hannah decided to only throw wooden table away! Wooden table cried wooden tears while plastic chair cried plastic tears containing CFSs. The CFCs began to pollute Hannah's house! 5 minutes later, Hannah died of lung cancer. The plastic chair rejoiced. But she didn't know how to find wooden table to tell him the good news:( He could be anywhere! Trash bag, rubbish bin, trash can, dump truck ...... or an INCINERATOR! Little did plastic chair know, wooden table had decomposed because of plastic chair! It was all plastic chair's fault! When plastic chair found out, she wanted to commit suicide, but how??? Plastic chair would take years to decay:((( Everyday plastic chair would stare at a picture of wooden table, then stare at the dead body of Hannah in the house. She cried more CFC tears. Finally, Hannah revived and told plastic chair a way to die. Then she died. A few weeks later, wooden table and plastic chair bumped into each other in furniture heaven, plastic chair and wooden table were so happy that they locked themselves in a room, alone! 😏 The next day, they came out with 2 babies! One wooden chair and one plastic table!! But God Furniture was angry as they had pre-marital sex. God commanded them to get married before they go to hell and melt. They then got married happily! And 10 more furniture children! THE END!
