One day, there was a frog. The frog was best friends with a cow. -Han- -Hannah- The cow and frog ran over Hannah and Hannah died of -lung cancer- brain death. The feet of the cow and the frog -gave- automatically gave Hannah stage 4 lung cancer. Hannah lay motionless on the ground while many people came by and looked and laughed. -The cow milked itself onto Hannah and laughed- 1 year later, the cow and frog came to the same spot only to see half of Hannah's body left. The frog and the cow screamed."~~bkrstraurskatfhakethr!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU" screamed the half body. The cow and the frog screamed even louder and fainted. They fell onto a road and a lorry came and squashed the 2 best friends. "Yay!" the half body screamed the loudest. The half body's screams made the half body deaf and she died and met the bffs in heaven. She pledges to take revenge on them. But God -overhead- overheard her pledge and banished her to 2 weeks in hell for having wrong thoughts :( Thus the octopus spat ink at God and ate God. The End.
You can't eat God. Don't offend Catholics/ Christians!!!
