betcha £20 that I can fit the whole thing in my mouth
omg I'm so sorry!
I thought this was my friend!
it's fine haha
I don't have £20 though
is $ ok?
not that I'm actually gonna make this bet
but I totally can fit it in my mouth
ha yeah sure you can
i would prove it
but I don't send pictures of myself to strangers ;)
wait so how come you sent me a picture of you naked trying to eat a burger
I WAS WEARING A STRAPLESS TSHIRT
I'm sure you were
wow someone needs to lay off the sarcasm
funny- the girls queuing up to say hi to me would probably say different
ha yeah I'm sure you have girls queuing up
I AM LE O'BRIEN
wow ok fine then
just go and ruin the dramatic effect
tf is a brien
wait for it
that rings a bell
he's the actor dude
but not you
how do you know
you could have gotten that from the Internet
FINE HOW DO I PROVE IT
say it was you
k I'm gonna believe you for now hm
this is a v dangerous move
so what's your name?
ARE YOU KIDDING
I JUST GAVE YOU MY NAME AND SURNAME
I like your name
PLEASE DONT KIDNAP ME AND HIDE ME IN A CELLAR OMG THIS IS WHAT MY SCHOOL MEANT
JFC IM NOT GONNA KIDNAP YOU
so how are you?
that is definitely a suspicious question
I'm quite dandy, and yourself?
I live in le Britain
nobody in Britain says dandy
THIS IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE
well if I'm dandy then why shouldn't I tell you that I'm dandy
well I gtg