So...
Uh...
Hi?
(Me yelling in the background: I'M A POTATO :3)
(Booty Me Down plays in the background)
Wow, what great greetings.
Anyway (hey why don't you tell them I'm publishing my first book?!) welcome to my random stuff, in which you'll realize sooner or later you're just wasting time in here (WE DON'T WASTE SHIPSSSSS~) look, would you shut up for a minute? I'm trying to make a good impression in here (WELL HONESTLY YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD *gasp* LOOK! I SET A VILLAGER ON FIYAAA~ USING MY BARE HANDS! DOES THAT MEAN I'M A FIYAABENDER~ RIGHT NOW?!)
...don't mind her.
Anyways, here's a list of Bloxie's cookies that I'll be doing in this godforsaken book:
•Short stories
•Drawings (not digital, sorry)
•Q n' A
•AND SO ON
(This Moment of Silence is killing me!)
This isn't the time for making puns about Doctor Who.
(Well, you just did!)
Oh god, is there any way to shut you up?
(NOPE)
Well, TOO BAD I FOUND ONE! *shoves fries into my derp side's mouth* NOW TAKE YOUR TIME!
*sigh* I still have to pour water in that burning village... *walks out and grabs a bucket of water*
