"Hey! How are ya?"
- I'm fine.
"How have you been?"
- I've been just fantastic.
"I have some good news and bad news..."
- Okay, well what are they? Get on with it, I'm busy.
"Good news is I love you so much..."
- I'm aware of this.
"Bad news is that you don't love you me anymore..."
- You're right. I don't love you anymore.
"How come? What did I even do to you that was so wrong?"
- Are you really going to ask me that like you never did anything at all?
"I gave you everything! I gave you all of me and you gave me NOTHING in return. God, like I cannot even believe you!"
- I lost interest. I was bored with you , and I moved to someone new. You should do the same. You shouldn't have called me.
"WHY? HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT TO ME DAV-
- You're a whore! You slept around while we were together. Yeah I did too, but I had the decency to come out and tell you I slept with someone else.
"You know what? Maybe you're right, it wasn't a good idea for me to call you."
- I'm sorry... that was wrong for me to say.
