First Day of Hell

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Hermione had bathed her young Professor and was now dressing him in a cute blue outfit, which he obviously wasn't happy about because it was a light shade of blue. She couldn't stop the blush that stained her cheeks as she found bathing him to be a very uncomfortable ordeal. Apparently, he felt the same way because he hadn't looked at her the whole time.

This has got to be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. To hell with James Potter hanging me upside down for the school to see! This is ten times worse!

Hermione laid him on the bed and frowned. "I don't know if I should put a diaper on you," she murmured, but he heard it.

Don't you dare, wench!

Hermione saw the glare on the little boy and pursed her lips. It was obvious that there was at least some of the adult Professor Snape inside this toddler based off of the attitude and expressions he made.

"Well, I just hope that you don't have an accident because I don't want to clean it," she said with a heavy sigh.

All the more reason I should just shit myself right now.

Hermione was tired after she had dressed Professor Snape and flopped down on the bed while the toddler sat on the floor glaring at her. She rubbed her eyes and stared at the ceiling, wondering how things could possibly get any worse.

Hey! Where's my food woman? It's not like I can get it myself now!

The toddler began to scream causing Hermione to sit up quickly with a look of concern. He glared at her and after a moment she found herself glaring right back. He was throwing a tantrum.

"You need to figure out nicer ways to get my attention," she snapped.

The hell I do!

"Are you hungry or something?" she asked tiredly.

No shit! It is dinner time. Did that know-it-all brain finally decide to kick back in?

Hermione summoned a house-elf to bring food to her rooms. She then picked up Snape, much to his dislike, and set him in a high chair that she conjured. He looked at it and then at her.

Are you fucking serious?

When the food appeared, Severus stared down at it in disbelief.

What the hell is this shit? Baby food? No! No way am I eating this!

Hermione whirled around as Snape screamed and threw the plate of offending baby food at her. He kicked and screamed to get his point across. Then when he saw Miss Granger drenched in baby food, he began to laugh hysterically.

Hah! Finally, something amusing has happened!

Hermione felt the stress building up and blinked back the tears of frustration. She quickly 'Scorgified' herself and sat down in the chair next to his.

"Alright, I need to know what you want to eat," she said in resignation.

As if I could tell you!

"I can't feed you steak or anything like that, so what about soup?" she asked looking at him. The toddler shook his head and gave her a scowl.

"Chicken and rice?" Again she got another shake of his head.

I want something that's going to fill me up, woman!

"Dammit! What the hell do you want?" she practically screamed. There was a look of complete disbelief on his face as he looked at her with wide black eyes.

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