Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It went OK.
If the Silver Surfer and Ironman teamed up, they would be alloys.
A photon check into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second says " I'll have H2O too." - the second one dies.
I heard Oxygen and Magnessium went on a date and i was like OMg!