One sunny summer day in gravity falls Dipper and Mabel went to go for a swim in the lake knowing Bill was around ready to start mischief with them everywhere they go, but they took their chances, A couple hours later mabel got bored so she decided to go home forgetting DIpper since he was still exploring the water having dorky fun, then he saw yellow go under the water he said,"What was that"Bill emerged from the water in his own human form saying to Dipper,"Hey pine-tree, what ya doin"Dipper quickly responded with,"Nothing and what do you want" "Oh nothing I came here to check out my favorite twins, Hey where's Mable?" Dipper said,"She went home she said this was boring, So when are you going to leave i'm tired of seeing your smug face everywhere I go" "My, my pine-tree so feisty I like that" "W-what did you say" "N-nothing pine-tree it was a-a joke yeah a joke" "Ok" "Later pine-tree"Then Dipper went home to tell Mabel what just happened at the lake and she said,"Why was he acting so weird? Not meaning that he's not already weird, but why?"Dipper responded with,"Well he was acting weird as if he was trying to flirt"Mable quickly as her mind can even think it"Oh my god really he try flirting with you that's so weirdddd" "OK shut up about it*Blushes* about that i'm going out tonight for studying"Mabel going to bed said,"What ever *Yawn*"Near midnight he snuck out he followed back to the lake crossing the woods when suddenly"BILL!!!"Screaming Bill said,"Hello Dipper didn't see you passing by so how's it going pine-tree" "Great Bill I just came out to ask you a question why did you act weirder than usual earlier today" "Well to be honest I've been watching the Pines for years and yet you were the one I looked at the most seeing a battle against us for the world's safety or mass destruction, but i guess i grew onto you haven't I" "Bill"(leans forward grabbing Bill and awkwarding kissing him)"Blushes* p-pine-tree p-p-please don't, don't, don't stop" "O-ok(Continues to kiss him biting his neck a little)" "Pine-tree let's go somewhere else I don't want to be here in public you know" "So where do you want to g-go" "I know where trust me I have a secret home somewhere deep inside the woods" "ok"
(Half an Hour later)
"(Dipper)Hey this is my house how did you break the field?" "Well boy the field is allowing me this time since you have trust in me, but I can't go into the mind of you pines" "O. ok so what do you want to do now?" "Well I need to go to the bathroom first" "Umm...ok"(Bill walks out in underwear 5 minutes later)"Bill! what are you doing" "Well pine-tree I am going to show my love to you"(Bill leans toward Dipper taking off his shirt and pants)"B-bill p-p-please no" "Sorry pine-tree I love you too much"(Bill slowly pulls off his shorts then Dippers)"Well, well, well pine-tree I didn't know you stiff"(Bill go's and put Dipper into a position and starts thrusting into him fast)"B-b-bill keep going" "Don't worry pine-tree I won't"(Dipper moans loud but try's to keep it in)"Don't worry pine-tree no one will here you scream"(Winks at Dipper) "Dipper!(Mabel)" "Oh no Mabel is near I can't let her see me like this" "Don't worry i'll be go...." "Dipper there you are,(See's Dipper naked)Ahhhh!" "Mabel it's not what it look's like!"
(1 Hour later)
(Dipper)"Mabel what you saw up there say nothing of it ok?" "What were you doing?" "Well when I was outside studying I ment to meet Bill and the rest was history ok? I didn't mean for you to see that" (Look's at dipper in a kawaii face)"So you guy's did something wrong and for jesus christ Dipper you're 13 years old doing stuff with a over thousand year old triangle demon and when I saw you I was like URMAGERD" "I'm sorry Mabel, I'll just leave" "Dipper no"(Dipper leaves out door in a big slam
(Morning 8:34 A:M)
(Bill)Thank you for reading i'll finish later im lazy
