In bed with the bae

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Her: Babe I wanna have a baby
Me: When?
Her: Right now... *climbs on top of me*
Me: *throws her off*
*pulls out Calendar*
Me: Uh uh. Look here... Right now it's September and approximately 9 months from now it'll be June, which means there's a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too risky. Let's not.

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Aye and the weird thing is I'm Gemini 😂😂😂

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