social media • joseph morgan

CHAPTER 16 || PRIVATE

ClaireBear
how do you help a sad person?

...

ClaireBear
it's Joseph again

what now?

ClaireBear
he's gonna get divorced

wHAT?!

WHAT ABOUT PERSEPH?!

AKA MY OTP

NO THEY CAN'T

ugh shit

this is my fault

I made her think he was having an affair

I neED TO FIX THIS

CLAIRE

ClaireBear
you screwed up m8

yes I know

I need your help

hOw dO I fIx tHiS?!

ClaireBear
um

ClaireBear
pretend you 'threw yourself on him' and threatened to tell Persia that he was having an affair if he didn't play along

would that work?

ClaireBear
I was kidding

yeah

but

would it work?

ClaireBear
even if it would— you are not saying that

ClaireBear
she could like

ClaireBear
call the police

it's rly hard to take someone seriously

when their contact name is 'clairebear'

ClaireBear
please tell me you're kidding

ClaireBear
I'm serious here

yeah ik

but your contact pic is you photoshopped with a bear

it's so cute

ClaireBear
you're impossible