"What? That...that isn't how the expression goes."
"I changed it, made it seem cooler, hip."
"You're...you're a loser though...so...so it doesn't work."
"Well, that wasn't very nice."
"Yea, I know. Williamette! Where are you going?!"
"Did Williamette just steal my van?"
"Williamette is trying to!"
"Should we stop Williamette?"
"Yes! Of course we should stop Williamette!"
"I'm trying to stop Williamette!"
"Me too! I am also trying to stop Williamette from taking your new van!"
"Williamette is gone, with my new van."
"I didn't see that coming, especially from Williamette..."
"William! What are you doing to William?"
"I think he's putting deodorant on William's pits."
"Good thinking, William, good smelling pits is very important, much more important that the stupid ozone layer."
"I know right? But, anyway, we should probably chase after your van, that is being driven by an animal that doesn't have hands."
"I don't have hands either."
"You got wooden hands, that counts, stop trying to make this a pity party for you."
"But, it is...my van was just stolen by a...by a...."
"What?"
"Where are the Williams?"
"I don't know. All I see is this super huge buck that looks as if four bucks named William somehow combined and created a huge monster."
"Should we stop it?"
"You're the one with laser beams."
"You have huge muscles though."
"This is true. Let's fight together."
"Super laser-muscle action!"
"Don't call it that."
"Why not?"
"Because...just...just don't do that...you're not cool, remember?"
"Otaaaay."
"Ugh. Alright let's fight."
"Should we say everything in which we are doing to fight this creature?"
"Yes, say it out loud."
"I am running towards it! I dodge a massive hoof that slams to the ground right next to me, I slide to the left of his leg, back flip myself up from the ground and deliver laser beams from my mouth that hits the creature in the back and sends it falling to the ground in pain."
"Hank, shut up. You haven't moved."
"Oh, we actually have to fight this?"
"Uh, yea."
"Watch out!"
"You pushed me out of the way, and took the hit from the hoof of the giant creature that looks as if made of four bucks named William."
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